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What you do first when eat a tortuguita ? - bite any part - bite the head and members Reasons to turn on as lamps as possible to take a water cup at night : - to not fall at the stairs - to not dash in something - to not step on something - to make sure there´s not a monster hide in the dark even thoug I am 26 years old For what you use the home phone? -[green] to make calls -[blue] to find your my mobile phone What to do when there's nothing good to eat at the kitchen? - do something you didn't want to eat - get out and back 5 minutes later to see if , as a miracle, the food the appear Why do I run upstairs  all the nights? -[blue] I'm training for São Silvestre? - cause It's cold - I guess there´s a soul seeking me out   World population - nice people - sons of a b... As soon as I wake up [red] - " What a beautiful day!" [green] - "To many things to do today" [blue] -"Fuck off, I'm going back to sleep" Justin Bieber's fans [dark pink] - little girls - little boys that wanna be little girls Why poor men have mobile phones? - to make calls - to send messages - to listen funk at the bus Greatest lies said in birthdays party [green] - I loved the gift! - It was not necessary What you think when car alarm runs [red] - call police - turn off that shit!! What your friend says when you beat him at the video game [gree] - "You were great, you won" [blue] - "Lucky" - "Now I'm gonna play seriously" What people think about Rio de Janeiro [grey] - worry about peace - want to make part of BOPE (police) When somebody fart at your classroom [blue] - Damn, who did it? [light green] - You stay quiet, because was you - even being you, you disguise : " Damn..somebody farted... open the door!!" When your learn the test stuff - paying attention at the class - studying at home [red] - five minutes before the test Proof that you get fat when walk - skinny people walking [grey] - fat people walking When you lose the TV control - [green] seek until find - get up and change the TV yourself - stay seated and see that damn show Why I was born? [green] - becase the cegonha brought me [blue] - because the sperm found the egg cell [red] - because my parents wanted someone to clean the house The graetest lies at the WWW [green] - I'm 18 years old [yellow] - Status: busy - I read and agree with the terms Whats on the test tomorrow? - what I've studied - what I didn't studied - Is there a test tomorrow?? Spending time at the shower - whashing yourself - reading shampoo label - looking for the right temperature